Funny BallPoint Pens (7 Pens)
Funny BallPoint Pens (7 Pens)
Creates Instant Reactions
Perfect Funny Gift Idea
Looks Normal... Until It's Not
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Funny BallPoint Pens (7 Pens)
“I got this for my coworker and her reaction was priceless 😭
How does the hidden message work?
How does the hidden message work?
Each pen is printed with one of our 7 days-of-the-week phrases from Motherfucking Monday to Suck-A-Dick Sunday. There's no hidden message here, just your honest feelings about the day, printed right on the pen for everyone to see. Use it proudly, or keep it tucked in your bag for when you really need it.
Is this actually a good gift?
Is this actually a good gift?
Genuinely, yes. These make perfect gag gifts, office gifts, white elephant picks, or "I saw this and thought of you" gifts for your most unfiltered friends. They're functional, funny, and way more personal than a gift card.
Will the design fade or wash off?
Will the design fade or wash off?
The text is laser-engraved into the barrel, not printed or stickered on, so it stays sharp and readable no matter how many Motherfucking Mondays you survive. The soft-touch matte finish holds up to daily use and won't peel or chip.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed within 1–3 days.
Delivery typically takes 2–6 business days depending on your location.
What if I don’t like it?
What if I don’t like it?
No problem. We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee.
If you’re not satisfied, just contact us and we’ll make it right.
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Read What Our Happy Customers Are Saying!
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Finally, A Pen That Gets It
"Bought this for myself after a rough week in retail. The rose gold and matte black look so clean honestly thought it was going to be cheap but it writes really smooth. I've had three coworkers ask where I got it. 10/10 would passive-aggressively recommend."
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She did NOT see it coming”
"Got this as a white elephant gift and it absolutely stole the show. Everyone wanted it. The case makes it feel way more premium than I expected for the price, and all 7 pens actually work great. Already ordered a second set to keep for myself."
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Thundercunt Thursday Nearly Got Me Fired (Worth It)
My coworker and I have been rotating these on our desks all week. Thundercunt Thursday caused a full office meltdown. The soft matte finish feels premium, the text is crisp, and they write perfectly. Best $20 I've spent this year."
